Appetizer: On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how polite are you?
8. I can be polite to all those people who do look polite enough. But I can be pretty rude to those people who deserve it.

Soup: What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
A group conference with colleagues.

Salad: Who is your favorite cartoon character?
Marvin the Martian.

Main Course: Tell about the funniest teacher you ever had.
The funniest teacher? Hmm... I guess that would be Sir Rondina. We don't hold classroom lessons. We would act out reports or do something different. And that would be our lessons. He was also full of wisdom, wit, and happiness and so we were all quite full of laughter when the class ends.

Dessert: Complete this sentence: I strongly believe that ______________________.
I strongly believe that true friends will always be there for you no matter how much you hurt them with the truth.