Totally Funny Translations
One colleague sent me a link to another site with tons of really funny signs that you can find in China, I guess. Here are some of my favorites which has really made me guffaw in laughter.
- cole slow
- Dying right here is strictly prohibited. (posted on some wall)
- May your satisfaction sincerely aroused by me. (posted somewhere in a shoe store)
- Meet Products (in the meat section of a supermarket)
- list of rules in the vicinity of the Great Wall (I think you better read the entire list)
- Notice: Please don't accept strangler's invitation so as not to be cheated
- Promised Land (a real sign on some street - now, at least, you know where the Promised Land lies)
- Be careful do not break it, it will be get a breakage.
- Please don't touch yourself. Let us help you to try out. Thanks.
- Loin King 3 (Disney's mistake... not.)
- Chamber of Ten Thousand Flowers (and then an arrow pointing to the toilet)
- testes to make your heart tinkle (sign on a bakery)
- No soiling of public areas by dogs sauce
- Cooking my dog (posted on the box of a microwave or oven toaster)
- Beware of safety
- Carefully slip and fall down
- Please no conversation, no saliva
- Lettuce in pain (ouch!)
- To abuse plastic bag, please pay money each 2 dollar.
- Be graceful. Be civil. (sign in a men's room)
- Please confirm your car is licked (a sign in a parking lot)
- Screw Taiwan (printed on a pack of screws)
- Complicated Cake (perhaps it's even hard to eat)
- Enterness (so dito nauso ang bitterness, workingness, smokingness, and all with -ness)
- Offer the seats to the old, weak, sick, crippie, and gravid (sign in a bus or tram)
- Don't touch me. I'm hurt. (sign on a patch of grass)
- Main Curse (on the menu)
- Rules in a shooting range (at least, you'll know how)
- Rice bugger (on a carton of food)
My stomach's hurting now. Much too much laughter. Your turn.
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